- "Napoleon's Privates" Hitler's, Napoleon's, Einstein's missing body parts.: Penthouse Winning Entry Communication Arts 2009

- "The Secret Sex Lives of Great Authors": William Butler Yeats has monkey glands implanted.: Penthouse

- "Resistance is Futile: Star Trek": with Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto Penthouse Movie Review

- "Seductive Reasoning: Sherlock Holmes" with Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law: Penthouse Movie Review

- "Zombie Carnival: Zombieland" with Woody Harrelson: Penthouse Movie Review

- "Ragin' Cajin: The Bad Lieutenant" with Nicolas Cage and Eva Mendes: Penthouse Movie Review

- "Couples Retreat" Top 20 Lesbian Scenes: Penthouse: "Bound" with Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon, "Henry and June" with Uma Therman and Maria de Medeiros.

- "DéJacuzzi: Hot Tub Time Machine" with John Cusak: Penthouse Movie Review

- "Divine Intervention": Hugh Grant, Divine Brown: Melcher Media: "The Pop-up Book of Celebrity Meltdowns"

- "Stocks Vote Independent": George W. Bush, John Kerry: Wall Street Journal

- "Cheney's Got a Gun!": Dick Cheney: Melcher Media: "The Pop-up Book of Celebrity Meltdowns II"

- "Horror Scopes - Less than Lucky Days": John Kerry: Maxim Magazine

- "Horror Scopes - Less than Lucky Days": Bill Oreilly: Maxim Magazine

- "Horror Scopes - Less than Lucky Days": Scott Peterson: Maxim Magazine

- "What's Up Microsoft's Sleeves?": Steve Ballmer: Information Week Magazine

- "Horror Scopes - Less than Lucky Days": Martha Stewart: Maxim Magazine

- "Dissecting Dr. Charles Smith": Dr. Charles Smith: Canadian Lawyer Magazine

- "Star Spangled Bargains": Santa Clause, Uncle Sam: Wall Street Journal

- "Rock Star Chefs": Guy Fieri, Paula Deen, Anthony Bourdain: Wall Street Journal

- "Booby Trap": Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake: Melcher Media: "The Pop-up Book of Celebrity Meltdowns"

- "How to Make a Mash-up": Jay Z, The Beatles: Maxim Magazine

- "Horror Scopes - Less than Lucky Days": Alex Rodriguez: Maxim Magazine

- "From Champ to Chomp!": Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield: Melcher Media: "The Pop-up Book of Celebrity Meltdowns"
